I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I intend to get homeless drunk
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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