Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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