Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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