nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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