She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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