He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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