Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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