super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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