Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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