I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We got so high we made milksteak
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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