I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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