Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
sex in a hospital.. check
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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