There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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