Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
