Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just had sex bonerless
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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