i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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