Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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