I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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