Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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