It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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