We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
