And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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