I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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