The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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