I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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