The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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