i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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