Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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