Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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