In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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