I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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