ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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