Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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