i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm gonna fight the coyote
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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