Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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