i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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