You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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