What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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