i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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