I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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