we have officially mastered the walk of shame
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I have post one night stand depression
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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