Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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