is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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