either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Someone came in the potted fern
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
