some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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