Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You can't motorboat a personality
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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