Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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