Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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