fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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