i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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