Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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