Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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