C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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